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Does
your dog bite?
A
man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady with a dog
at her feet.
"Does
your dog bite?" he asks.
"No,"
she says.
A
few minutes later the dog attacks the man's leg and tears
off a huge chunk.
"I
thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the man
shouts.
The lady says, "That's not my dog!"
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