Dog Riddles

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: Because no one else will do it for them!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!