GOLDEN
RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a burned out
bulb?
DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach the darned lamp!
ROTTWEILER:
MAKE
ME
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
GERMAN
SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to
take advantage of the situation.
POODLE:
I'll get to it when I've finished my hair and my
nails are dry.
COCKER
SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark
OLD
ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
