Talking Dog for Sale

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog
for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years
running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there and was awarded medals for my work.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Cause he's always lying. He didn't do none of that stuff!"